Animal Jokes - Dog Jokes

Puppy Love

Girl: Do you believe in puppy love?
Boy: I tried it once, but their a**holes are too small.

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Submitted BY: jesswhithead

The Irishman's Missing Dog

An old Irish farmer's dog goes missing and he's inconsolable. His wife says, "Why don't you put an advert in the paper?"  So he does, but two weeks later the dog is still missing. "What did you put in the paper?" his wife asks.
"Here boy!" he replies.

Anonymous

Jumping Blind

Q: Why don't blind people like to skydive?
A: It scares the shit out of the dog!

Submitted BY: erynn renee