Animal Jokes - Dog Jokes

Don't Talk Back

Q: Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
A: Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!

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Cron Dog

Q: What kind of dog tells time?
A: A watch dog.

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The Nose

Q: Why is a dog's nose in the middle of his face?
A: Because its the scenter.

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