A Croaker Spaniel!
Q: What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A: A croaker spaniel!
Q: Why did the girl name her dogs Timex and Rolex?
A: They were watch dogs.
Don't Talk Back
Q: Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
A: Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!
Q: What do you call a happy Lassie?
A: A jolly collie!
Q: Why don’t dogs chase people on bicycles?
A: Dogs can’t ride bicycles.