A Croaker Spaniel!
Q: What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A: A croaker spaniel!
Q: Why did the girl name her dogs Timex and Rolex?
A: They were watch dogs.
Q: What do you call a happy Lassie?
A: A jolly collie!
Q: Why don’t dogs chase people on bicycles?
A: Dogs can’t ride bicycles.
Q: What happened when Jake's dog Chester swallowed a box of fireworks?
A: I don't know, I haven't heard the last report.