Animal Jokes - Dog Jokes

Computer Dog

Q: What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
A: A computer with a lot of bites!

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Don't Talk Back

Q: Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
A: Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!

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Cron Dog

Q: What kind of dog tells time?
A: A watch dog.

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