Animal Jokes - Dog Jokes

Collie Report

At the end of the day, a border collie reported back to the grazier, "All fifty sheep accounted for, boss!"
"Wait, I only have 48 sheep!" he replied.
"I know," said the dog, "but I rounded them up."

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Sheep Jokes) , Math & Science Jokes (Mathematics)
Submitted BY: Tuna_Sushi

Many Bones

Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human body?
Tom: Shhh, doctor! My dog's outside in the waiting room!

Categories: Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes)
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Anonymous

Lost Dog

Q: Where you you find a dog with no legs?
A: Right where you left it.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Disability Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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Anonymous