A New Dog Breed
Q: What do you get when you cross a pit bull with a collie?
A: A dog that runs for help ... after it bites your leg off.
Dog Seat -Riddles
Q: Where does a Rottweiller sit in the cinema?
A: Anywhere it wants to!
Does He Bite
A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet. "Does your dog bite?" "No."A few minutes later the dog takes a huge chunk out of his leg. "I thought you said your dog didn't bite!" the man says indignantly. "That's not my dog."
Pen Chew -Riddles
Q: What do you do if your dog eats your pen?
A: Use a pencil instead!
The Dog or The Wife?
Q: If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
A: The Dog of course...at least he'll shut up after you let him in!