Q: What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
A: The wrong answer.
Q: Why does a blonde dog have lumps on his head?
A: From chasing parked cars!
Q: Why did the dog sit in the shade?
A: Because he didn't want to be a hot dog!
Q: What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
A: You can step in a poodle!
Q: What kind of dog does Dracula have?
A: A bloodhound!