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Cowdiments

Q: What do cows put on their hot-dogs?

A: Moo-stard

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Q: What do cows read in the morning?

A: The daily moos!

Farmer and Girlfriend

A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a stroll in the fields when they came across a cow and a calf rubbing noses."Boy", said the farmer, "that sure makes me want to do the same."  "Well, go ahead", said his girlfriend. "It's your cow."

Gardening Cow

Q: What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?

A: A lawn moo-er.

No Legged Cow

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?

A: Ground beef.