Q: What do you call a transvestite cow?
A: A Dairy Queen.
Cow Manure Use
A little boy runs across this farmer who has a truckload of cow manure. The boy asks him what he is going to do with all that cow poop. The farmer tells the little boy, ''I'm taking it home to put on my strawberries.'' The little boy looks up at the farmer and says, ''I don't know where you come from, but where I come from we put cream and sugar on our strawberries.''
Q: What do cows put on their hot-dogs?
Cows Read in the Morning
Q: What do cows read in the morning?
A: The daily moos!
Q: What do you call a cow who gives no milk?
A: A milk dud.