Animal Jokes - Cow Jokes

Dry Cow

Q: What do you call a cow who gives no milk?
A: A milk dud.

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A Mother Cow

Q: What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?
A: "Decafinated"

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Transvestite Cow

Q: What do you call a transvestite cow?
A: A Dairy Queen.

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