Cow Manure Use

A little boy runs across this farmer who has a truckload of cow manure. The boy asks him what he is going to do with all that cow poop. The farmer tells the little boy, ''I'm taking it home to put on my strawberries.'' The little boy looks up at the farmer and says, ''I don't know where you come from, but where I come from we put cream and sugar on our strawberries.''

Sneaky Cow

Q: How does a cow sneak off a farm?
A: Right pasteurize

An Old Bull or a Cow.

A farmer comes home with a lively young bull. His two old bulls have fallen on sad days. He's letting them hang around for old-times' sake. The minute the new bull is put into the pasture, he starts servicing the cows. At about the fourth cow, one of the old bulls starts to paw the ground and snort. The other asks "Why are you doing that?" The old bull answers, "I don't want him to think I'm one of these cows!"