Animal Jokes - Cat Jokes

We have hilarious cat jokes! Laugh about your feline friends with our huge selection of cat jokes. jokerz cat jokes.

Fish That Dog's Catch

Q: What kind of fish does a dog catch?
A: Catfish.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Cat Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Fish Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous

Amputee Blonde

Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
A: Sit a kitty beside her.

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes , Animal Jokes (Cat Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous

Cat Tracks

Q: What happened to the cat with 16 lives?
A: He got run over by a 4x4 truck and died.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Cat Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Riddles
Written By: harrison