Animal Jokes - Cat Jokes
Cat Under the Car
Q: Why did the cat sleep under the car?
A: Because she wanted to wake up oily!
Things I've Learned From My Cat
- Make the world your playground.
- Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up.
- Dragging a sock over it helps.
- If you can't get your way, lay across the keyboard till you do.
- When you are hungry, meow loudly so they feed you just to shut you up.
- Always find a good patch of sun to nap in.
- Nap often.When in trouble, just purr and look cute.
- Life is hard, and then you nap.
- Curiosity never killed anything except maybe a few hours.
- Variety is the spice of life.
- One day, ignore people; the next day, annoy them and play with them when they're busy.
- Climb your way to the top, that's why the curtains are there.
- Make your mark in the world, or at least spray in each corner.
- Always give generously; a bird or rodent left on the bed tells them, "I care".
Cat On The Highway
Q: What noise does a cat make going down the highway?
Just my luck, every cat I've ever owned has already died 8 times.
Celebrity Jokes - Katy Perry
Q: Katy Perry has a pet cat, what does she name it?
A: Catty Purry!