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Q: What happened to the leopard that took a bath three times a day?
A: After a week he was spotless.
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Q: What did the lioness say to the cub chasing a hunter?
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Rich Aroma
I've just read an article about a 91 year old woman who lives with 130 cats. The smell of piss and shit must be horrendous. I don't know how the cats put up with it.
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