Animal Jokes - Bird Jokes
Q: What do owls sing when it is raining?
A: 'Too wet to woo'!
Q: What do you call a very rude bird?
A: A mockingbird!
Parrot and Centipede
Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A: A great walkie-talkie!
Q: Why do seagulls live by the sea?
A: Because if they lived by the bay, they would be called baygulls!
The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!