Animal Jokes - Bird Jokes

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Christmas Parrot

A woman is looking for a Christmas present for her husband. She walks by a pet shop and sees a beautiful parrot. A tag on the cage says $50. “Why so little?” she asks. The store manager says, “This bird used to live in a house of prostitution. It has kind of a vulgar mouth.” The woman decides to buy the parrot anyway. She brings the parrot home and puts his cage near the Christmas tree. First thing the bird says is, “New house, new madam.” She's a little shocked but figures that’s not so bad. When her two daughters get home from school, the bird sees them and says, “New house, new madam, new girls.” The woman is surprised, but she figures the parrot will straighten out once it figures out who everybody is. A little while later, the woman’s husband, Frank, comes home from work. As he walks in the door, the bird says: “Hi Frank.”

Categories: Animal Jokes (Bird Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Holiday Jokes (Christmas Jokes)
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Killing A Bird

Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
A: She threw it off a cliff.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Bird Jokes) , Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Riddles
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Frowning Cat

Q: Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
A: Because she heard fowl language!

Categories: Animal Jokes (Cat Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Bird Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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