Animal Jokes - Bird Jokes

We have tons of funny bird jokes! If it has wings, we can laugh about it. Get hilarious bird jokes on Jokerz.

Parrot Elephant

Q: What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
A: An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!

Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous

Frigid Friends

Q: Why don't polar bears and penguins get along?
A: Because they're polar opposites

Anonymous

The Computer Dating Site Responds

A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating site and registered his qualifications. He wanted someone who enjoyed water sports, liked company, favored formal attire, and was very small.
The computer operated faultlessly. It sent him a penguin.

Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous