Animal Jokes

LOL with a rich selection of very funny animal jokes. Jokerz has the best collection of animal jokes, check out our animal jokes and laugh away!

Basketball

Q: How are elephants and hippopotamuses alike?
A: Neither can play basketball!

Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous

Arrested Pig -Riddles

Q: When the officer arrested the pig, what did he put on his wrists?
A: Ham cuffs.

Copyright © 0 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous

Good Deal

A man was sprinkling some white powder on his lawn. "Why are you doing that?" asked his neighbor "It's to keep the elephants off the grass" he replied. "But we don't get elephants around here!" "I know good stuff isn't it?"

Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous