Herding Sheep

There's an Australian tale about a sheep-herder who used his motorcycle to make his "Ewe" turns. One day, as he drove his flock near a chocolate factory, he ended up with a mess of "Hershy Baaahs!"

Frog On The Head

A man walks into a doctor's office one day with a frog on his head. He sits down and the doctor says, "What's the problem?" The frog says, "Doctor, is there any way you can get this wart off my ass?"

Alarm Cluck

Q: What does an alarm cluck say?
A: "Tick-tock-a-doodle-doo!"