Animal Jokes

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Sick Ponies

Q: Where do you take sick ponies?
A: To the horsepital!

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Dress for Success

Q: What do you call an alligator dressed in a vest?
A: An investigator.

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Rabbit Chase

Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. After a few minutes, one rabbit turned to the other and said, "Well, do you want to make a run for it or stay here a few days and out number them?"

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