Animal Jokes

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Slug And Run

Q: What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run off?
A: I'll get you next slime!

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Sheep Farming

Q: What's the most frustrating part about being a sheep farmer?
A: Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.

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Top 15 Household Pet Dishes

  1. Angelfish Cake
  2. Hamster and Cheese on Rye
  3. Chow Chow Mein
  4. Bran Muffy
  5. Eggs BenjiDict
  6. Yorkie-shire pudding
  7. Shih-Tzu Kabobs
  8. Potbelly Pig in a Blanket
  9. Shrimp Cockatiel
  10. Fettuccine AlFido
  11. Chicken Poodle Soup
  12. Turtlellini
  13. Lhasa Thermidor
  14. Rex-Mex Enchihuahuas
  15. I'll-Teach-You-to-Piss-On-My-Pillow Persian Pancakes

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