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Shark Week - Distance
Q: What do you get from an angry shark?
A: As far away as possible.
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Crooked Crab
Q: Why did the crab get arrested?
A: Because he was always pinching things.
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A Small Analogy
Getting anything done around here is like mating elephants. It's done on a very high level. There's a lot of stomping and screaming involved. And it takes two years to get any results.
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