Animal Jokes

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Yo Mama - Hippo

Q: What's the difference between yo mama and a hippo?
A: One has a big mouth and a fat ass. The other lives in rivers in tropical countries.

Anonymous

Foul Particle

Q: What did the sub-atomic duck say?
A: Quark!

Anonymous

Dog Tunes

Q: Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?
A: Because dogs can't whistle.

Anonymous