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Shark Week - Research Breakthrough
Marine biology researchers have developed a new method to fend off shark attacks. If you're diving and are approached by a shark they recommend that you swim towards it aggressively and punch it in the nose as hard as possible.
If this doesn't work, beat the shark with your stump.
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Cat Under the Car
Q: Why did the cat sleep under the car?
A: Because she wanted to wake up oily!
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Farmers Banging Goats
Q: Why do farmers bang goats on the edge of cliffs?
A: So the goats will push back.
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