Animal Jokes

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A Blonde's Chicken Bag

A blonde is walking down the street and a car pulled up next to her. The man in the car says to her, ''What do you have in the bag?" The blonde replies: ''I have chickens!" The man thinks for a moment and says, ''If I can guess how many chickens you have in the bag, can I have one?'' The blonde thinks that it sounds fair and replies, ''Okay, but I'll make the bet even better! If you can guess how many chickens I have in the bag I will give you BOTH of them!"

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes)
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Pet Advice

Thanks to the people who said it is fine to let your pets sleep in your bed. My goldfish is now dead.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Animal Jokes (Fish Jokes)
Submitted BY: MEG

Arkansas Driver's Ed Sex Ed

Q: Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education in the same day in Arkansas?
A: It's too hard on the mules.

Categories: Sex Jokes , U.S. State Jokes (Arkansas Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Donkey Jokes) , Riddles
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