Animal Jokes

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Blonde vs Rooster

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster?
A: In the morning a rooster says, "Cock'll-doodl-doooo", while a blonde says, "Any-cock'll-doooo."

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Smart Blonde

Q: What do you call a smart blonde?
A: A golden retriever.

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Big, Grey and Red

Q: What's big and grey and red?
A: A sunburnt elephant!

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