Animal Jokes

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The Elephant and Camel Conversation

An elephant and a camel are talking. The elephant asks the camel, "Why do you have boobs on your back?" The camel replies, "Ha! That's a funny question coming from an animal with a penis hanging from his face!"

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I Think I'm a Chicken

Psychiatrist: What's your problem?
Patient: I think I'm a chicken.
Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?
Patient: Ever since I was an egg!

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Pig at Casino

Q:  Why did the pig go to the casino?
A:  To play the slop machine!

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