Animal Jokes

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Puppy Trail

Q: Worst part about a dead puppy?
A: Walking them is a real drag.

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How to Catch a Polar Bear

Q: How do you catch a polar bear?
A: You dig a hole in the ice and place peas all around it, and when the polar bear comes to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole!

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Bulls and Cows

Q: What's the difference between a bull and a cow?
A: A bull smiles when you milk it.

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