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A Tale of Two Monkeys
An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died, so she took them to the taxidermist.
"So you want them mounted?" asked the taxidermist.
She replied: "No. Holding hands will do just fine."
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A Cat With 8 Legs
Q: What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
A: An octopuss!
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Cat Cooler
Q: Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
A He wanted to be a cool cat.
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