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The Lion
Q: What did the lion say when he saw two hunters in a jeep?
A: Meals on Wheels!
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Elephants
Q: What has two grey legs and two brown legs?
A: An elephant with diarrhea.
Q: What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?
A: Lots of room!
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Rabbit Catching
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit?
A: Unique up on him.
A: How do you catch a tame rabbit?
A: Tame way, unique up on him.
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