Animal Jokes

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Transvestite Cow

Q: What do you call a transvestite cow?
A: A Dairy Queen.

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I Wish It Were Dark

Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting their lack of a sex life. One looks out the window, and across the road is a sheep stuck half way through a fence, with its butt facing the tavern. One drunk says "I sure wish that sheep were Marilyn Monroe." The other says, "I just wish it were dark."

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Doe Tricks

Q: What did the doe say when she ran out of the woods?
A: I won't do THAT for two bucks ever again!!
 

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