Animal Jokes

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UPS Love

The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.
A normally sweet Great Dane named Monster has one quirk: she hates United Parcel Service drivers. While walking Monster one day, around the corner of a house came a UPS man. Struggling to keep hold of Monster, the owner tried to ease the situation said, "As you can see, she just loves UPS men." "Don't you feed her anything else?" he responded.

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Wild Elephant

Q: What is the easy way to get a wild elephant?
A: Get a tame one and annoy it!

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K9 Favorite

Q: What is a dog's favorite food?
A: Anything that is on your plate!

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