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Q: What dog wears contact lenses?
A: A cock-eyed spaniel!
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Dog Tells Time
Q: What kind of dog tells time?
A: A watch dog.
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Barbecuing Chicken
Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop, barbecuing a chicken on a manual rotisserie.
A drunk comes walking along and says, "Hey, man...the music stopped, and your monkey's on fire."
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