Animal Jokes

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Boys at the Zoo

A zookeeper approaches three boys standing near the lions' cage and asks them their names and what they're up to. The first boy says, "My name's Tommy and I was trying to feed peanuts to the lions." The second boy says, "My name's Billy and I was trying to feed peanuts to the lions." The third boy says, "My name is Peanuts."

Categories: Jokes about Kids , Animal Jokes , Word Play Jokes
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Cat Stack

Q: What do you call a pile of kittens?
A: A meowntain.

Categories: Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Word Play Jokes , Animal Jokes (Cat Jokes)
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Yo Mama - Tricks

Yo' Mama is like an elephant: she does tricks for peanuts.

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Fat) , Animal Jokes (Elephant Jokes)
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