Q: What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
A: The wrong answer.
Frosty Dog -Riddles
Q: Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
A: Because frost bites!
Q: What did the veterinarian say when a pony came in complaining about a sore throat?
A: I know what's wrong here; you're just a little hoarse!
Yo Mama - Ran Away
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she ran away from home, her parents called the dog catcher.
Cat St. Nick
Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with St. Nick?
A: Santa Claws!