Boys at the Zoo
A zookeeper approaches three boys standing near the lions' cage and asks them their names and what they're up to. The first boy says, "My name's Tommy and I was trying to feed peanuts to the lions." The second boy says, "My name's Billy and I was trying to feed peanuts to the lions." The third boy says, "My name is Peanuts."
Q: What do cows like to dance to?
A: Any kind of moosic they like!
Chickens' Birthday Parties
Q: What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Q: What kind of dog does Dracula have?
A: A bloodhound!
Q: What time does a duck wake up?
A: At the quack of dawn!