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Boys at the Zoo

A zookeeper approaches three boys standing near the lions' cage and asks them their names and what they're up to. The first boy says, "My name's Tommy and I was trying to feed peanuts to the lions." The second boy says, "My name's Billy and I was trying to feed peanuts to the lions." The third boy says, "My name is Peanuts."

Cow Music

Q: What do cows like to dance to?

A: Any kind of moosic they like!

Chickens' Birthday Parties

Q: What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

A: Coop-cakes!

Dracula K9

Q: What kind of dog does Dracula have?

A: A bloodhound!

Duck Rise

Q: What time does a duck wake up?

A: At the quack of dawn!