Cow for Lunch
Q: Where do cows go for lunch?
A: The 'calfeteria'.
Q: What is the scariest type of dinosaur?
A: A Terror-dactyle.
The Sofa and the Chicken
Q: Why is a sofa like a roast chicken?
A: Because they're both full of stuffing!
Q: What is a horse's favorite sport?
A: Stable tennis!
Shark Week - Swimming
Q: Is it safe to swim in the ocean this week?
A: Sure, the sharks are all busy filming with Discovery.