Animal Jokes

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Chicken and Centipede

Q: What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken?
A: Enough drumsticks to feed an army!

Categories: Animal Jokes (Insect Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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Cool Drink

Q: What does a rattlesnake put in his lemonade to make it cold?
A: Mice cubes.

Categories: Animal Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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Frog Lamp

Q: What did the frog do when he found a magic lamp?
A: Rub it. Rub it.

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Animal Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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