Animal Jokes

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The Lone Ranger and Tonto

One day the Lone Ranger and his companion Tonto were walking through the desert when Tonto suddenly stopped, bent down to the ground and said, Buffalo Come!"
And the Lone Ranger said, "How do you know Tonto?"
Tonto replied, "Ear stuck to ground..."

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Embarrassing Joke

Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: An embarrassed zebra!

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Stuck

Q: What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple?
A: Worm your way out of that one!

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