Shih Tzu - Bulldog

Q: What do you get when you cross a bulldog and a shih tzu?
A: Bullshit!

Goldfish Tank

Two goldfish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

Good Business

Dr. Cutter is the local Veterinarian, known for his wry humor. He surpassed himself one summer day when a dog was brought to him after an encounter with a porcupine. After almost an hour of prying, pulling, cutting and stitching, he returned the dog to its owner, who asked what she owed. "Two hundred and fifty dollars, Ma'am," he answered. "Why that's simply outrageous!" she stormed. "That's what's wrong with you Maine people, you're always trying to over charge summer visitors. Whatever do you do in the winter, when we're not being gypped here?" "Raise porcupines, Ma'am."