Animal Jokes

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Whale Pardon

Q: What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
A: I didn't do it on porpoise!!!

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Card Shark

Q: Which animal should you never play cards with?
A: A cheetah.

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Computer Dog

Q: What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
A: A computer with a lot of bites!

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