Animal Jokes

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Small Scale

Q: How do fish go into business?
A: They start on a small scale!

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Seagulls

Q: Why do seagulls live by the sea?
A: Because if they lived by the bay, they would be called baygulls!

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Cross The Road For Toilet

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.

Q: Why did she go to the other side?
A: To go to the bar.

Q: Why did she go to the bar?
A To go to the toilet.
Q: Why did she go to the toilet?
A: Because that's where all the cocks hang out.

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