Animal Jokes

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Lisping Midget

A midget with a heavy lisp goes to a horse farm to purchase a horse. The owner of the farm takes him through to look at all of his horses. The owner is really getting pissed off. Finally, the last horse and the midget decided that he really wanted this horse. So he ask the owner if he could lift him up so he could look at the horses eyes. The owner did as the midget asked, and the midget said  "Oh my, thse got very pretty eyez". Then the midget asked if he could lift him up so he could see her teeth, Then the midget said "Oh wow, thse got wonderful teeth." Then the midget asked if he could see her twat. The owner, being very pissed, picked him up, and rammed him in and out of the horse's twat. The midget looked up at the owner and said. "Oh my, yes she does have a very fine twat, but I guess I thoud have asked to see her gallop."

Categories: Animal Jokes (Horse Jokes) , Appearance Jokes (Midget / Dwarf Jokes) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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Seagulls

Q: Why do seagulls live by the sea?
A: Because if they lived by the bay, they would be called baygulls!

Categories: Animal Jokes (Bird Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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Cross The Road For Toilet

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.

Q: Why did she go to the other side?
A: To go to the bar.

Q: Why did she go to the bar?
A To go to the toilet.
Q: Why did she go to the toilet?
A: Because that's where all the cocks hang out.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Animal Jokes (Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes) , Cross the Road Jokes (Chicken Cross the Road Jokes) , Riddles , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Word Play Jokes
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