Alcohol Jokes

Drinking Problem?

Q: How do you know when you've been drinking too much?
A: The bartender knows your name but this is the first time you've been to that bar

Categories: Bar Jokes , Alcohol Jokes , Drug Jokes , Riddles
Anonymous

Yo Mama - Martini Olives

Yo' Mama is such a drunk, if it weren't for the olives in martinis, she would starve.

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes , Alcohol Jokes (Martini Jokes)
Anonymous

Old Homebrewers

Old homebreweres never die, they just ferment away

Categories: Alcohol Jokes (Beer Jokes) , Old Age Jokes
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