Airplane Jokes

Like Jesus

On Easter, Jesus rose from the dead. He'd been whipped, spat on, flogged, humiliated, and crucified.
In fact, he was beaten so badly you'd think he flew United.

Anonymous

Detective Case

Q: Did you hear about the detective who lost his luggage?
A: It was a brief case.

Anonymous

Gay Guy on an Airplane

Q: What do you call a gay guy on an airplane?
A: A fruit fly.

Anonymous