Airplane Jokes

United Coach

Q: What's United Airlines new name for coach class?
A: The nosebleed section.

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New LA Airport

Q: If they build a new airport in LA, what will they call the old one?
A: EX-LAX

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Flying Near Athens

As the plane was flying low over some hills near Athens, a lady asked the stewardess: "What's that stuff on those hills?" "Just snow," replied the stewardess. "That's what I thought," said the lady, "but this fellow in front of me said it was Greece."

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