Airplane Jokes

Detective Case

Q: Did you hear about the detective who lost his luggage?
A: It was a brief case.

Anonymous

Helpful Advice For Travellers

If you are going to get on a commercial flight, take a bomb with you because... what are the odds of two guys being on the same plane at the same time with a bomb?

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Self Centered

Q: What did Geronimo say when he jumped out of the airplane?
A: ME.

Anonymous