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Yo Mamma - Teeth

Yo mama's teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, "I got sunshine on a cloudy day".....

Yo Mama - Tears

Yo mama so ugly, when she cries, the tears run down her back.

Yo Mama - Frozen

Yo mama so ugly, when she watched Frozen, Elsa froze HER!

Yo Mama - Portraits

Yo' Mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.

Yo Mama - Hairline

Yo mama so ugly, her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.