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Yo Mama - Which End

Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she was born, the doctor put her in a bucket of water to see which end would come up for air.

Yo Mama - Freckles

Yo mama has so many freckles she looks like a hamburger!

Yo Mama - Trick or Treat

Yo' Mama is so ugly, she has to trick-or-treat over the phone.

Yo Mama - Animal Crackers

Yo' Mama is so ugly, they use her face to make animal crackers.

Yo Mama - Incubator

Yo' Mama is so ugly, they put her in a tinted incubator when she was born.