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Yo Mama - Frozen

Yo mama so ugly, when she watched Frozen, Elsa froze HER!

Yo Mama - Portraits

Yo' Mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.

Yo Mama - Haunted House

Yo mama so ugly, when she went into a haunted house she came out with a job application!

Yo Mama - The Devil

Yo mama so ugly, that when she went to hell, the devil went to church!

Yo Mama - TV

Yo' Mama is so ugly, the only thing she turns on is the TV.