Yo Mama - Disturbing The Peace
Yo mama so ugly she stuck her head out the window and was arrested for disturbing the peace!
Yo Mama - Blind Kids
Yo mama so ugly, she scares blind kids away.
Yo Mama - Littering
Yo mama so ugly, when she was young, her mama left her outside a store and got fined for littering.
Yo Mama - Mirror
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she has to sneak up on the mirror.
Yo Mama - Rainbows
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she makes rainbows sad.