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Yo Mama - Record

Yo mama so ugly, if ugliness was a record, she would go triple platinum.

Yo Mama - Tide

Yo' Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.

Yo Mama - Dog Pound

Yo' Mama is so ugly, she got hauled into the dog pound for walking down the street without a license.

Yo Mama - Accident

Yo mama so ugly, cops stop her to ask if she reported the accident.

Yo Mama - Zits

Yo' Mama is so ugly, her zits don't want to be seen with her.