Yo Momma Jokes - Yo Momma So Ugly

Sling Shot

Yo Mama's so ugly, her mom had to feed her with a sling shot.

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Spooky Mom

Yo Mama's so ugly, when she walks down the street in September, people say, "Damn! Is it Halloween already?"

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Yo Mama - Ashtray

Yo' Mama is so ugly, I've seen better lookin' butts in an ashtray.

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