Yo Momma Jokes - Yo Momma So Ugly

Never

Yo mama is so ugly that when Justin Bieber saw her, he said "Never."

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Sex in the Car

Yo mama's so ugly, when your dad wants to have sex in the car, he tells her to get out.

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Rape?

Yo Mama's so ugly, two guys broke into her apt., she yelled "rape", they yelled "NO!"

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