Yo Mama - Tooth Gap
Yo mamma's front tooth gap is so wide, I didn't know whether to smile back or kick a field goal!
Yo Mama's so ugly, her mom had to feed her with a sling shot.
Yo mama so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo Mama's so ugly, when she walks down the street in September, people say, "Damn! Is it Halloween already?"
Yo Mama - Blind Kid
Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.